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horror jokes Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
horror jokes It had no guts...
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horror jokes How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
horror jokes With scare spray...
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horror jokes What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?
horror jokesOuch...
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horror jokes How do monsters tell their future?
horror jokes They read their horrorscope...
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horror jokesWhat do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
horror jokesA fur coat that fangs around your neck...
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horror jokes Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
horror jokes No, they eat the fingers separately...
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horror jokes Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
horror jokes Because they don't have any body to go out with...
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horror jokes What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
horror jokes Booberries...
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horror jokes What do zombies like to eat at a cook out?
horror jokes Halloweenies...
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dracula humor horror jokes What is a vampire's favorite sport?
horror jokes Casketball...
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horror jokes What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
horror jokes Fangsgiving...
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horror jokes Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
horror jokes To improve his bite...
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horror jokesWhat do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
horror jokesFrostbite...
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horror jokes What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
horror jokes A boo boo...
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witches horror jokes Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
horror jokes Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
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horror jokes What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?
horror jokes Decoffinated...
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horror jokes What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
horror jokes Shrinkenstein...
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horror jokes What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
horror jokes Peekaboo...
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horror jokes What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
horror jokes "Do you believe in people?"
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horror jokesWhat do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
horror jokesA cereal killer...
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mummy humor horror jokes Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
horror jokes They're too wrapped up in themselves...
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horror jokes What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
horror jokes Dead ends...
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horror jokes What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
horror jokes Fasten your sheet belts...
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horror jokes What do ghouls eat for breakfast?
horror jokes Ghost toasties with evaporated milk. (Thanks to Bobbi)
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horror jokes What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
horror jokes A blood vessel...
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horror jokes What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
horror jokes A scareplane...
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vampire humor horror jokes What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
horror jokes Bloodhounds...
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horror jokes What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
horror jokes Lemon-slime...
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horror jokes What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
horror jokes A stake sandwich...
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horror jokes What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
horror jokes A trombone...
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horror jokes What do birds give out on Halloween night?
horror jokes Tweets...
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witch humor horror jokes Why do vampires need mouthwash?
horror jokes They have bat breath...
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horror jokes What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
horror jokes A guy with very high blood pressure...
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horror jokesWhy did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
horror jokesHe heard it had great circulation...
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horror jokes Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death?
horror jokes He couldn't find any dloob...
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horror jokesDid you hear about the cannibal boy that was 8 before he was 7?
horror jokeshehehehe... (Thanks to Raoul)
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horror jokesDid you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
horror jokesHe was buttering up his teacher...
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horror jokesWhat does a cannibal get when he comes home late for dinner?
horror jokesThe cold shoulder... (Thanks to Kelli)
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horror jokesDid you hear about the cannibal that passed his mother-in-law in the jungle?
horror jokes hee hee...
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horror jokes What do you get when you goose a ghost?
horror jokes A handful of sheet... (Thanks to Annette)
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horror jokesWhat kind of car does a ghost drive?
horror jokes A Boo-ick...
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horror jokesWhat did the mother ghost say to her son?
horror jokes Don't spook unless you are spooken to... (Thanks to Kyle)
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horror jokesWhat do ghosts use to wash their hair?
horror jokes Sham-boo...
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horror jokesWhy did the ghost pick his nose?
horror jokes Because he had boogers... (Thanks to Pearline)
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horror jokesWhat kind of pants do ghosts wear?
horror jokes Boojeans... (Thanks to Amanda)
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horror jokesWhy wasn't the vampire working?
horror jokes He was on a coffinbreak...
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horror jokesWhat do skeletons say before eating?
horror jokes Bone App�tit... (Thanks to Calvin)
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horror jokesWhat does a child monster call his parents?
horror jokes Mummy and Deady...
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horror jokesWhere do fasionable ghosts shop for sheets?
horror jokes At bootiques...
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horror jokesWhat ride do spirits like best at the amusement park?
horror jokes The roller ghoster...
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horror jokesWhat do you get when you cross a ghost with an owl?
horror jokes Something that scares people and doesn't give a hoot...
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horror jokesWhat fairy tale do ghosts like best?
horror jokes Sleeping booty...
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horror jokesWhat kind of spirits serve food on a plane?
horror jokes Airline ghostesses...
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horror jokesWhat kinds of ghosts haunt skyscrapers?
horror jokes High spirits...
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horror jokesWhy did the skeleton climb a tree?
horror jokes Because a dog was after its bones... (Thanks to Kirsty)
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horror jokesHow do you make a witch scratch?
horror jokes Just take away the W...
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witcheshorror jokesWhere do ghosts go swimming?
horror jokesThe dead sea...
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horror jokesWhy was the witch's cat giggling?
horror jokes Because it was a giggle puss... (Thanks to Sam)
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horror jokesWhat do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
horror jokes Hope it's Halloween...
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horror jokesWhat do you call a skeleton stone age family?
horror jokes The Flintbones... (Thanks to Gareth)
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horror jokes What did the witch say to the midget vampire skeleton?
horror jokes Bony little bloodsucker, aren't you?... (Thanks to Quinn)
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horror jokesWhat's the difference between a fisherman and a sick ghost?
horror jokes One catches his dinner, the other one loses it...
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mummy humor horror jokes Did you hear about the new Dracula doll?
horror jokes Wind it up and it bites Barbie on the neck...
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horror jokes What did the t.v. news reporter say to the ghost?
horror jokes Everyone dead! Boos at 11...
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horror jokes What is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?
horror jokes Veinilla... (Thanks to Hazel)
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horror jokes Why is a haunted handkerchief so scary?
horror jokes Because it has boogers... (Thanks to Sassy)
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horror jokes What did the three vampires order at the bar?
horror jokes Two bloods and a blood light... (Thanks to Shelly)
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horror jokes How did the priest make holy water?
horror jokes He took some tap water and boiled the hell out of it...
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horror jokes What do you give a vampire with a cold?
horror jokes Coffindrops...
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horror jokes What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
horror jokes A pumpkin patch...
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horror jokes What kind of shoes do ghosts from Texas wear?
horror jokes Boots... (Thanks to Alan)
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horror jokes Why did the Cyclops have to close his school?
horror jokes He only had one pupil... (Thanks to Frances)
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horror jokes Why isn't Dracula invited to many Halloween parties?
horror jokes Because he's a pain in the neck... (Thanks to Frances)
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horror jokes Who is a skeleton's favorite emperor?
horror jokes Napoleon Boneaparte... (Thanks to Haley)
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horror jokes Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
horror jokes They couldn't find their bats... (Thanks to Kelli)
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horror jokes What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
horror jokes Pumpkin pi... (Thanks to Valerie)
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horror jokes Which monster likes to fly kites in the rain?
horror jokes Benjamin Franklinstein... (Thanks to Tingen)
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horror jokes What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
horror jokes I'll have two beers and a mop...
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horror jokes What did the mummy say to the detective?
horror jokes Let's wrap this case up...
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horror jokes Why was the witch kicked out of witching school?
horror jokes Because she flunked spelling... (Thanks to Richard)
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horror jokes When a witch lands after flying, where does she park?
horror jokes The broom closet... (Thanks to Danielle and Jessica)
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horror jokes Where was satan's son born ?
horror jokes Deathlehem... (Thanks to ChanceInn)
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horror jokes Why can't skeletons play music in church?
horror jokes Because they have no organs...
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horror jokes How do you tell twin witches apart?
horror jokes You can't tell which which is which... (Thanks to Taylor)
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horror jokes What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people?
horror jokes A Poultrygeist... (Thanks to Chris)
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